black7
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Ghost Sex ~
A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving
a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many
people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raised their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raised their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raised their hands.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raised their hands.
'That's fantastic Now let me ask you one question
further... have any of you ever made love to a
ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand
The pro fessor takes off his glass es, and says 'Son,
all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one
has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience.'
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a
grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex
with a ghost?'
Bubba replied, 'Shiiiiiiit!! From way back there I
thought you said 'Goats!'
A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving
a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many
people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raised their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raised their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raised their hands.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raised their hands.
'That's fantastic Now let me ask you one question
further... have any of you ever made love to a
ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand
The pro fessor takes off his glass es, and says 'Son,
all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one
has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience.'
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a
grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex
with a ghost?'
Bubba replied, 'Shiiiiiiit!! From way back there I
thought you said 'Goats!'
