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mrhtbd
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Well, today I'd had it with work. The principal asked me to switch rooms. I had just spent 4 days getting this room perfect and it is great. What a fucking asshole! All because of some stupid bitch that needs to have everything her way, so I was primed for the gym.
I can't belive how successful it was. First off, at 254, I was one of the biggest dudes there, not just in weight but shear size.
I even dwarfed the manny-juicers, HA! Man, all those years of pounding the iron has left some serious stay-at-home muscle. I didn't realize.
When I started lifting, using the wisdom of the ages, my muscles swelled to massive proportions. I was pumped like crazy, and I'm not even taking anything but beer, steak, and eggs!
After awhile, the hot females started coming over to whatever machine, bench, or weight I was on. I don't dally or chat in the gym, strictly business, but when I was doing front squats all three superhot twenty-something gym babes (that worked there) were right around me pretending to clean equipment, but were really trying to be noticed. Wow, it was great to get that kind of attention again.
I measured some spots when I got home: my arms were gorged to almost 18 1/2", my calves were over 18 1/2", my chest was 51, and my thighs were 26". I almost feel like OLY! LOL
Hey, I could get used to this!
I can't belive how successful it was. First off, at 254, I was one of the biggest dudes there, not just in weight but shear size.
I even dwarfed the manny-juicers, HA! Man, all those years of pounding the iron has left some serious stay-at-home muscle. I didn't realize.
When I started lifting, using the wisdom of the ages, my muscles swelled to massive proportions. I was pumped like crazy, and I'm not even taking anything but beer, steak, and eggs!
After awhile, the hot females started coming over to whatever machine, bench, or weight I was on. I don't dally or chat in the gym, strictly business, but when I was doing front squats all three superhot twenty-something gym babes (that worked there) were right around me pretending to clean equipment, but were really trying to be noticed. Wow, it was great to get that kind of attention again.
I measured some spots when I got home: my arms were gorged to almost 18 1/2", my calves were over 18 1/2", my chest was 51, and my thighs were 26". I almost feel like OLY! LOL
Hey, I could get used to this!
